Pride nightmare, book sales and more
Jul. 1st, 2026 09:45 pmYear 2: the Queer Writes Tent got moved to...the medical section. With not a whole lot of signage, nothing called out on the map and an indie author with a giant banner blocking part of the path and line of sight. We weren't near the sidewalks and were blocked in by other unrelated tents, which made us hard to find and traffic slow. Despite that and the rain and a fellow vendor who was, shall we, say, very draining to be around, we soldiered on and pulled in about $900 in sales. So not great, but still profitable and worth it for the visibility. Almost all 15 vendor tables reps spoke to Pride representatives about the problems with the location.
Year 3, this last weekend: Same crappy location, same signage and map problems, but this time, something special! The University of Minnesota had a giant inflatable rectum bouncy house (I'm not kidding, there are photos) that was kept inflated with an incredibly loud generator that spewed fumes into our tent. It started out about 15 feet or so away so we had to scream at people to sell books and that went as well as you would expect. We were completely blocked from the sidewalk so discovery was greatly reduced. Apparently the kind of people who want to go wander through a rectum bouncy house (with polyps!) don't necessarily gravitate toward book purchases, who knew? Sunday, it poured rain in the morning so we got a late start. We had a blissful hour and a half without the rectum, then they inflated it. Several people, including me, asked if they could move the generator over and explained the problem. Which they did for a little bit. Then they moved it CLOSER to our tent! That's right: the U of MN has a giant asshole staffed by giant assholes. At which point, I organized the other vendors to contact Pride accessibility all once to report them. Someone appeared, got the generator moved over a couple of feet and came over to inform me that this was the best we were going to get. Nothing would be moved, the bouncy rectum and generator had to be RIGHT there, because "space was at premium." We were right next to twenty foot length of empty grass and just down the road, several vendors hadn't made it so there were about 4 booths worth of empty space. I was then basically told that we weren't as important as the U. of MN so we should just suck up the asthma attacks several people were having, the migraine someone got and the other issues while we tried to sell some damned books. The entire weekend's take: $417. It takes $500 to cover the expenses of being there, what between parking, help, food, table and stock. Imagine my surprise to learn that "small businesses were the backbone of Pride" in the news on Monday. I am absolutely livid. I have contacted the rectum's sponsoring department at the U. to complain about their representative's behavior. Next up is a letter to both Pride Vendor Services and the Pride Board. I also want to look into city regulations on portable generators. I have been coughing for two days and I want to make enough of an impact so this doesn't happen to anyone else next year and beyond.
So! This would be a great time to get your copy of the 2026 Pride StoryBundle, which ends tomorrow around midnight. 16 books, including my werewolf books which won a lifetime achievement award for me just last year. I am currently 30k words into the draft of Book 3 and am aiming to get it out this year. It also includes Joyce Chng's BSFA finalist collection, Wolf's Path, R. B. Lemberg's World Fantasy Winner Yoke of Stars and M. Christian's Small Spec Book Award Semi-Finalist, Running Dry, amongst other great reads. And we've raised over $700 for Rainbow Railroad so far!
And the Smashwords Summer/Winter Sale has kicked off! Get great deals on Queen of Swords Press titles this month!
Otherwise, I have lots of events coming up, a new story submitted and lots of good things going on too. More news soon!

