WTF? "Happy Pride Month" DOJ brief supporting the DOMA

Gosh, thanks, Mr. Obama and Mr. Holder. I particularly like the sections when the DOMA is necessary and constitutional in order to to prevent beastiality, incest and child rape. All of which are, you know, just like gay marriage. And no, I'm not making this up. I wish I was. Be nice to see some of that "Audacity of Hope" right around now.

Full text of the brief
http://www.scribd.com/doc/16355867/Obamas-Motion-to-Dismiss-Marriage-case

And a legal analysis of same -
http://www.americablog.com/2009/06/obama-justice-department-defends-doma.html

So I guess this means the DNC won't be needing to hit us up for money next election cycle, huh?