Apropos of nothing in particular

Except hearing that damn song on the radio again.
Memo to Katy Perry:

1. If I kiss a "girl," I won't have to be drunk to do it
2. If I'm going to kiss a "girl," I'm unlikely to give a crap what my boyfriend thinks about it. It's part of that whole self-actualized, if somewhat inconsiderate, thing that I've spent several decades developing.
3. If I kiss a "girl," it sure as shit will not be "innocent."

And I hope Jill Sobule sues your ass.
Sincerely yours,
etc.