Accomplishment du jour...

today I got rejected for a job I didn't interview for (having found something else):

"Catherine,
Thank you for taking the time to submit your resume to . Your qualifications have been reviewed against our candidate pool for the position. Unfortunately, we have identified other candidates who more closely meet our requirements at the present time. Your information will remain active in our system, so please check back for future opportunities. You may also create job search agents for automatic notification of potential new opportunities of interest.

Again, thank you for your time and interest in . I wish you success in obtaining the position you desire."

Indeed. Well, that's a lovely sentiment. Should probably save it for the people who didn't cancel their interviews and tell you that they'd found other jobs. Scratches head.